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>expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
> The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the
>body dressed.
> He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he
>is already wearing.
> The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
>looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She
>gives the mortician a blank cheque and says, "I don't care what it
>costs, please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
> The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
>finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
>stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
> She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very
>satisfied. You did a n excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did
>you spend?"
> To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank
>cheque.
> "There's no charge," he says.
> "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that
>exquisite blue suit!" she says.
> "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "It cost nothing. You
>see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
>shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue
>suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a
>black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he
>looked nice.
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lol cute.
ew'w'w'w! kind of morbid, but okay ...